The pregnancy glow is a lie.
There is nothing glowing about me.
or this pregnancy.
All I do is:
get a cold (Im on my third one already)
get heart burn
get up to pee 3 times a night
and other unmentionable, heinous acts.
Baby, I love you. I truly do with all my soul.
But this pregnancy thing so far, rips.
And if one more person uses the term PREGGO or PREGGERS to refer to my current state, I will slap them with a sandwich.